Youuuuuu want to make this. Trust me. I’m not a demanding person but I highly suggest this be made in your house of living. That’s how you know it’s unbearably amazing. Soft, fluffy cinnamon raisin pumpkin biscuits that also toast up perfectly like English muffins. Gahhh. I toasted one and spread white chocolate coconut butter…

I was so tired when I made this but wanted to share the recipe on Instagram before I passed out that night. Black Forest “cheesecake” cake squares. It’s chocolate protein cake layered with my favwit “cheesecake” whip. Topped with frozen cherries and shaved sugar free amberlyn chocolates. Aaaaand then I slept so well. The exhaustion is…

Manbake Protein Bars Review

September 16, 2014

I’ve had the pleasure of being able to try most of the Manbake protein bars, and I am SO glad I have! I am overall pleased with most of them and love the texture. They are very soft and sweet. The nutritional composition of the bars are very similar to quest bars. The ingredients are whey…

Big + comforting bowl of mint chocolate chip cellucor protein soft serve yesterday because I was functioning at about 15%; ice cream cures all. It’s topped with chopped cocoa almond square bars, paleo Julian bakery brand coconut cereal flakes, and a healthy chocolate syrup (unsweetened cocoa powder, unsweetened almond milk, and stevia). Heaven. Followed by vegetating in bed…

Welcome to Mugcake 101, the follow-up course of Intro to Pancake Math at Beechie University with Professor Me. Lesson 1: if your mugcake seems visually abnormal, drown it with questionably way too much other stuff until said mugcake looks as appealing as it tastes. Test tomorrow k. See Figure 1 below for reference. Peanut butter protein…

Snickerdoodle Blondie Bites

September 15, 2014

Snickerdoodle protein chickpea blondie muffin bites #nailedit #pro. But really. Unaesthetic AF snickerdoodle blondie bites. Donut care; I like dem a lot. I muffed it up the first time I attempted to make these, but they came out so majestic this time. Snickerdoodle Blondie Bites Makes: 8 muffins 1 cup rinsed and drained chickpeas 1…

Single-Serve Cookie Cake

September 15, 2014

Here’s to hoping that healthy birthday cake Wink Desserts ice cream, glitter sprinkles, and a cookie dough quest cookie cake will remedy the Monday blues. Yeap, I think it’s working. Single-Serve Cookie Cake Serves: 1 lol chocolate chip cookie dough quest protein bar 2 TBSP unsweetened almond milk 1 egg white 1.5 TBSP coconut flour Break apart 1 cookie dough quest bar…

Here’s some pancake math: if number of pancakes is greater than 3, and a protein icing exists between each pancake, the risk of a falling catastrophe increases exponentially as the number of pancakes approaches infinity; else, the risk remains constant. For a $5 tuition rate, you too can take Intro to Pancake Math at Beechie…